Yes, Yul never wore Cologne. The Polish tourist says, "well, not to me but to my sister. A: A Kop. One liverpool fan, one hartlepool fan and an arsenal fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Manchester United supporters, and I'm a Manchester United fan, too!" Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball. "I'll have the liver since I'm from liverpool" says the liverpool fan,

", "Certainly," the man replied, "about three minutes ago. The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. Four men are stuck on a desert island, but one of the men suddenly drops dead. 3. Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Liverpool striker? There's nothing worth craping on! 2.

I set my XBOX password to "Liverpools Defense". I'm surprised no one else has reported this. A: Ask a Liverpool supporter! The tourist from Ireland says, "that's impressive but back in my favorite pub in Dublin, every time you ordered a beer, you'd get a beer and a shot of whiskey on the house!" Following is our collection of yankees humor and manchester one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes.

A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates! “Don’t be daft, you got a draw, all by yourself. "You can't write that either," said the man. The first guy likes Liverpool, so he got to eat the liver. They're also a club that lots of people hate. 2005: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. I like Arsenal.. black man starts work on a construction site. 8. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, St. Peter said he would have to check with God.
A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. "Yes" replies Luis "you should have my details on your computer". they all got … So my friend tells me that when he masturbates, he shouts, "Come on, Liverpool!"

2018: UK's prince marries, Liverpool is in the Champions League final, and the Pope is cheering for Real Madrid like a madman.

Rafa looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub.”. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. One of the tourists says, "back in my favorite bar in Liverpool, every time you ordered a beer, you'd get another one on the house!" Somewhere there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp wondering what to do with his last wish. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Liverpool fan?

A: A cheat. A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

He says, “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”. Q: Why did God make Liverpool supporters smelly?

Q: What do you call 100 Liverpool supporters at the bottom of a cliff? 2. Posted on July 2, 2014 by Harry At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke – 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. A: Nice tattoo 1. Not to be outdone, the tourist from Poland says, "that's nothing.

2018: Prince Harry marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League final, it's probably time to warn the pope.

“Result from Anfield: Liverpool 1 (Benitez 10 minutes) - Everton 1 (Cahill 89 minutes).”, They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly gotten a draw!! Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool? After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous from the group. We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish.

A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. The father's newspaper had the headline, "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".

2. She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. Q: Why are Liverpool strikers like grizzly bears?

10. "He knows everything, remembers everything.

", boasts the little girl. "Great idea" says the second cat "I support Hartlepool.

The third guy starts to cry. A battery has a positive side.

In the year 1981 "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Another man rushed to the scene and said, "I am a reporter and I saw everything that happened. Career Day Can you perhaps tell me when this took place?

He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.


They then decide how they are going to split the bear.

They're all astounded by the prices of the drinks.

Go and try him out." You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

2. He can remember any fact he hears or reads. A: The accused.

", More than dozen teams from England, France, Germany, Italy and Spain in talks about new competition (Sky Sports). He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' The third footballer frowns. A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. So, I have gathered 10 jokes about Liverpool and brought them to you. I play for Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help.

Q: How do you keep an Liverpool fan from masterbating? So the Liverpudlian goes over, and thinking he won't know about English football, asks "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?". It's all in fun. ", "Yes," responded St Peter, "I agree that was a real act of bravery. "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door." The barcelona fan dies. Q: What's the difference between onions and a Liverpool supporter? A: 'Cause they no longer have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels.

Asks the other 2. Q: What do you call 5 Liverpool fans standing ear to ear? A: A battery has a positive side. Why do ducks fly over Anfield upside down? It said it was to weak.

Q: Why do Liverpool fans suck at geometry?

This site uses cookies to personalize ads and to analyse web traffic, for more info please review our Privacy Policy. I can see someone stealing my car!". Steve Bruce says, “You get this and score a goal.” Again the kid looks bewildered but carries on. Q: What is the difference between an Liverpool supporter and a baby?

", It was lean pickings one winter but eventually they managed to catch a mouse and are discussing how they will divide it up.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest.

Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. I can see the beautiful pyramids". Liverpool wins the Champions League

Whats wrong?

In the year 2005 Liverpool is in the Champions League's final But then I saw Liverpool winning the Premier League title today. Luis Suarez walks into a sperm donor bank in London... None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp.

Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Liverpool.' "We can't eat bear meat!" You have a gun with two bullets. There was a revelation about Yul Brunner in The Times yesterday. "Because I am a Liverpool fan!" Q: What do you call a goalkeeper that wins a BAFTA?

Q: How do you stop a Liverpool supporter from beating his wife?

A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

The Pope dies The 1st guy says: "I support Liverpool, so I should get the liver"

Q: What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?


A British prince gets married What should you do?

You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them. The tourist from Ireland says, "that's impressive but back in my favorite pub in Dublin, every time you ordered a beer, you'd get a beer and a shot of whiskey on the house!" "Who did they beat?" A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Liverpool 1 - Everton 0 (Benitez 10 minutes).” He is beating Everton all by himself! A: I cry when I cut up onions... "Because I'm not an Liverpool fan." All of the Liverpool fans are gone?" Apparently, he was a great Liverpool supporter. The receptionist replies

The Liverpudlian was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back.

1. "2-1." if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); It will read 'Manchester United fan saves baby from savage rottweiler!". "Who scored the winning goal?"

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Liverpool supporter." A: People would pass up a pair of Liverpool tickets. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.


Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan.