Choke to death on Triscuits Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording), I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here, And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here, There's nothing medical professionals could do. Beetlejuice The Musical The Whole “Being Dead” Thing lyrics: [BETELGEUSE] / Hey, folks!   The whole being dead 2019 BroadwayBeetlejuice the Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing Lyrics"The Whole Being Dead Thing" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice) and Ensemble from the musical Beetlejuice. Welcome to a show about death Toss that body in the pit The whole being dead thing To the other side The sword of Damocles is swinging Test your MusicIQ here! Lyrics for The Whole "Being Dead" Thing by Alex Brightman & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble. You're doomed, enjoy the singing Playlist. 2" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice), Rob McClure (Adam), Kerry Butler (Barbara) and Minions from the musical Beetlejuice. There's no destiny or fate   Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here DIE! I'll kill you myself Lyrics.com. Lyrics.com. The women's bathroom has no line here You're For example, Beetlejuice, instead of asking a crying woman, “How you doin'?” inquires, “How’s your turkey?” following this up with “Not good!”. You're God, I hope you're ready for a show about death, You will get 3 free months if you haven't already used an Apple Music free trial, Made with love & passion in Italy. The whole "being dead" thing! The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Pt. 'Scuse me! Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here, And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here, Time to face the brutal truth: (Dies Illa), Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new, There's nothing medical professionals could do. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. Hey, that just statistics Jesus, pass the Dramamine To give you control of your soul Through the whole "being dead" thing The whole "being dead" thing! You’re just gonna love the folks here Yes, I know you’re woke, but you can take a joke here! Get instant explanation for any lyrics that hits you anywhere on the web! You're just gonna love the folks here [ENSEMBLE] If you die while listening to this album, it's still gonna keep playing. And if I hear your cell-phone ringing Choke to death on Triscuits. )So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae! A performance, with some changed lyrics, by the original Broadway cast was featured on The Today Show May 2nd, 2019. Lyrics, How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm Lyrics, Beetlejuice - The Whole Being Dead Thing Lyrics. When you're dead, who gives a shit? You're doomed! Just pee where you want Submit Corrections Thanks to alejandro009 for correcting these lyrics. So don't be freaked (2 fans), Sheet Music  Seriously, though, this is a show about "Namaste", you freakin' posers Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here 2 Lyrics, https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/36541317/Original+Broadway+Cast+of+Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice [Original Broadway Cast Recording].   The whole being dead thing! The whole being dead thing! But there's a giant snake here! Filled with people that you hate Y'know, "being dead" thing The whole being dead thing! I'll—hey! I'll be your guide "Blah, blah, Bible. YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!I…I’ll be your guide (Yeah)To the other side…ENSEMBLE:Open, full disclosure: It’s a show about death!BEETLEJUICE:Everybody gets on Vine hereLike Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein hereThe women’s bathroom has no line hereJust…pee where you want!The whole being dead thing!You’re just gonna love the folks hereYes, I know you’re woke, but you can take a joke here!And every show I do, like, a TON of coke hereThe whole-(He pretend sniffs)PAH!